Time for some jokes

The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has
7777777777777 Problems. So beware of that glance!


Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do you wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 be a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 be a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 be a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.


Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!


Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer : "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom !"


Delivered:
A man sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to
his phone and he started dancing. The report said,
"DELIVERED".


Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.