Thursday, September 08, 2005

Top Reasons Why Ladies Today Are Still Single!

1. The nice men are ugly. [Not true for all,I know some nice men who are handsome.]

2. The handsome men are not nice. [Comments same as pt. no.1]

3. The handsome and nice men are gay. [Yah lor, nowadays more & more handsome SNAGs are gays.]

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. [True! True! There are lesser & lesser handsome, nice, heterosexual men yet single and available.]

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. [Ha, I know tons of them. No $$$ is small issue, most imptly must have the drive and eagerness to progress & excel; not all girls are materialistics. *winkz*]

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. [Ha, I suppose this applies to Most Singaporean guys, and not limited to those who are handsome, nice & with $$$. That's why more and more Singaporean guys are getting wives from China, Vietnam, Burma, Thailand, etc; leaving nice girls in Singapore as spinster.]

7. The handsome men without money are after our money. [Gals are becoming more & more financial independent. It is no doubt there may be some black sheeps that do not mind sponging on gals. However, the black sheeps most likely are w/o $$$, but not necessary handsome. Juz that those who are more handsome, have higher chance of getting free providings.]

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. [ :( Most guys are shallow, look for outer beauty rather than inner beauty, leaving the average looking gals on the shelves. They have forgotten one important point that, it is the inner beauty that is eternal and everlasting, looks will fade as times go by.]

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards. [Think is quite true for most average looking guys, that if the gal they loved is of great beauty (at least in their eyes), they will probably feel inferior and dare not make the move. But this is even more true for guys who do not have $$$.]

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!! [I somehow do not agree with this statement. If the guys is in such an edge, it doesn't matter if he is shy. Coz, basically, he need not make a move as girls will be swarming towards him!]

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. [Not true, I heard of guys who gladly welcome gals taking 1st move. But I personally feel that they usually do not treasure gals (rather than lose interest) who made 1st move compared to gals whom they spend so much time and $$$ going after...]

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and,

keep them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd like to have dinner with."

[Haha... Damn hilarious man...]

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

P/S: Received the above article from an email and agreed with most of the points mentioned. Damn funny but it somehow reflected truthfully why there are still so many single gals out there!

2 comments:

曦缘 Xi Yuan said...

Wow, you are really successful, wanted to leave a comment and all I see are compliments. Yeah clap clap........

Oh yes just wanted to tell u on I think was pt 11. I ever know such a person. Girls swarm to him but accordingly to him, he is shy. Eh.. no comments if this is true or not, thats why he claims...

seeya around and keep up the good work.

As you are aware now I got to wear 3 hats, I simply got no time now to sit down and really put in effort to write. :P

Devilz Angel 堕落天使 said...

haha, those r all comments with spam contents, juz deleted all of them.